bure_danshi

Greetings, children of the corn! With thanksgiving greetings, it is I, your Lord Tallest! (I AM your Christmas present.)
Anywho, lots is new here. New teachers, new youtube account, new new new. Okay, just to let you know, I AM OFFICIALLY BACK ONLINE!! The king is BACK, baby, YEAH!
To Miss Caro, my dear Haruhi, your daddy has come back to see you-*shot*
But, seriously, guys. I missed y'all.
And also, I am now TallestPhoenixTV on youtube. Go on, go watch! It's all based around my fanfics... or at least, something thereof.

The WORST one I ever heard: Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is outta this world.
I actually used it, and was rejected.

This is my friend Becky. She wants me to advertise her existance so that more people will visit her on Youtube.
Becky is an animator/fanimator on Youtube. She made 2 amvs though. 2. Yeah, I know.
Nicknames: Cky, Felony
Hair: Short. It goes from boyish to neck length, now it's like Tak's. And she keeps dying it. Naturally, it's really dark brown. Most recently, it was blonde, now it's black with blue streaks. That can't be good for it...
Eyes: Really bright green. REALLY BRIGHT! With eyeliner.
Skin: Pale. The child never goes outside, and she sneezes when she does.
Height and build: Tiny. Veeeery short. Veeeeery skinny.
Um... She's also Irish. Really. She naturally has an accent, but she hides it until you get her mad.
She acts like Gaz, but she sometimes goes Happy Noodle Boy without any prior warning. Seriously, it's like: "The world must die a firey painful death. BECAUSE OF THE WAFFLES! THEY HAVE NO SHELTER!!"
She wears all black, all the time, with very few other colors. and chains and safety pins... but she has to take them off for skool, and it pisses her off bigtime. "FUCKING OPPRESSERS!! THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF BLEEDIN' CRACKS, THE WHOLE LOT OF 'EM!! (with an accent)" and all that.
Obssessions: Nny. She's THE Nny fangirl. She has a frickin shrine covering one of her walls! And Skelanimals. And Alphonse Elric. And Minimoose. She loves Minimoose. And Lolita. She wants to dress like Kanon Wakeshima, but she can't. And chibis. And the Hitachiins. For whatever reason...

Yess! Becky made this for me. In an hour too.. Gawd. 0.o
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My room, actually. So that in case they didn't see the 500th Gir picture on my wall the last time they came, now they'll see it!

Okay, do NOT call me gay. Do it, and you die. ...Chicken.

It was probably 'fuck you' or 'die bee-otch'..... I was an  evil lil kid and still am today. XDDD

Dear Die-ary,
I haven't been feeling like myself lately. I don't know why. I just... Iden tity crisis? I don't know. What am I? Who am I? Why the fuck don't I know? Am I even supposed to? Damn... So much drama. I don't know ME. This freakin' sucks. I need help. I really do. FOR ONCE in my life, I'd like to know and LIKE something about me.
Can anybody help on this? Sorry for bothering you with my own personal shit. None of my friends really care that much. Well, they DO, but their advice, ha, yeah, the definition of cruel.
Maybe it's the many personality disorders I've been battling with. Or my last relationship. LAST. For a long time. After that shit, I give up for awhile.
And I'm NOT emo. Very, veeery goth (I KNOW that part), but not emo.
Goin to bed now. It's hot.
I've been looking in the mirror for so long
That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side...

Okay, I admit. I fear MJ. BUT "Thriller" is still really good. I can do the dance. ^^

How the fuck would I know, an d why should I care? We humans didn't create the world, so it's not our job to destroy it. What the hell do I care if it's green or not? I ain't some limpwristed fag boy! We don't have paper towels, so HEAVN FORBID some kid gets a nosebleed!

 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Red bull. =3 meooow.

Ok, Caro, here they are.
1. Become a voice actor (If my voice will ever hurry up and mature!! Sulk...)
2. Convince mom to let me dye my hair white. If a no, I'll settle for random Ichigo Kurosaki orange.
3. Finish my fanfic.
4. Finish my 300 other fic ideas.
5. Make an AA on DDR.
6. Make it through "Cartoon Heroes" alive on  DDR.
7. Learn how to color.
8. Learn German.
9. Learn Mandarin (it's SO hard when you know Japanese~~!!!)
10. Pull a prank that isn't senselessly cruel on accident. I don't mean to, but people usually believe them. Like... One time I told Becky I was moving. She cried (it was SCARY! Like, picture GAZ crying! It just doesn't happen!). And once, I was mad at my brother for leaving me, so I called him pretending to be really hurt. I'm just not meant for April Fools..................
11. Cosplay as Sasuke from Ninja Nonsense. If I do, I will put the pictures on here.
12. Cosplay with friends as the JTHM people. MAYBE I can make my brother be somebody else so that I can be Nny. Otherwise, I'll be forced to be Pepito.... And that looks weird, 'cause Pepito is a little kid, and my brother is WAY shorter than me.
13. LEARN THE HARE HARE FREAKIN' YUKAI DANCE!! IT'S EVIL!! IT'S SOO HARD TO LEARN!!
14. FINALLY make a danjo.
15. Make an amv.
16. Move somewhere. Very... very... VERY far away from here.
17. Get a pet raccoon. My friend has one, so now I want one.
18. Ride a real, REAL, roller coaster. I haven't done so before, don't laugh. My mom gets dizzy very easily. Hopefully, I will be able to do so this week.
19. DO A LIL DANCE!!
20. Meet somebody famous. Anyone, as long as they're cool. And by cool, I mean, like, Vic Micnoga (I don't think I spelled that right......my brother SHOULD know). NOT SOME CRACK HEADED SLUT OR ZAC FUCKING EFRON!
21. FIND that shirt that my friend said they would have in that store place!! SHE LIESSSSS!!!!! Sorry, you probably don't know what I'm talking about.....
22. Go somewhere outside of the US.
23. Ride on a plane.
24. Make more guy friends. I'm serious! I look like some kind of pimpmaster!
25. Conquer a small island country that no one really cares about, then from there move to the mainland, capturing all of their resources until they surrender and make their leader bark like a donkey and do the cha cha. And then when the other world leaders see that one one youtube calling them all a bunch of hores and noobs, they will all declare war on the country, which will then be under my control. So when we beat all of their sorry asses, I will make all the countries into my bitches. It would take a while, of course, and many lives would be lost, but I think it would work, yes?

My friend Becky wants me to join in on her quest to anime fame. She has created a series called 'Conquer my Heart', that will eventually air on youtube, with me being a possible star.
The girl is pretty good. Her storytelling and artwork are pretty much proffessional.
It's about an alien catguy who is sent to watch over earth and see if it's worth conquering, or if it should just be destroyed. He is taken in by a little Japanese schoolgirl who treats him like a naughty kitty. She squirts him with water, swats him with newspapers, and even tried to collar him at some point. The alien guy acts and speaks a lot like Zim, who I'm starting to believe he was based on...
She has put me in charge of advertising it, along with anything having to do with the opening theme, voice roles, and co co co co...(1000 cos later) co writer.
The opening is called 'Astrogation' by Nana Mizuki. I animate it, too, as if I'm not busy enough. Yees, Suzumiya? I mean, Becky?

Dear Die-ary,
Okay, This is me. ALL of me, not what the bleeding cracks limited me to say.
Songs: "Breathe no More" Evanescence (it has helped me a lot), "Alice Human Sacrifice" Vocaloids, "Psycho" SOAD
Theme song: "Hito Toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru" (I guess)
Colors: Black, red, purple, white
Personality: Dark yet charming, witty yet insecure, sweet yet sinister, with a cold confidence that embraces you all. Yeah.. Okay.
Appearance: Tall, asian, sleek elegant almost feminine face, very skinny, glasses, long bangs.
For those of you who don't also speak Japanese, the heading means "This Alice was a slave of the pencil". I'm the 5th Alice. ^^ If that's a good thing...
Okay, not ALL of me, but good enough.

I like aliens, because they DO exist! I've seen em!
And I am also very interested in  ghosts.
I put as my mood 'energetic', cause I like seeing the little man bounce.